How do you pronounce Moog Inc?
What does Moog sound like?
The Moog sound is “bwaaaaaah-ooooshhhh.” People like it because it reminds them of being crushed to death by a giant, warm, furry robot. This is actually a great point.
How do you pronounce Ibanez?
To pronounce Ibanez correctly, put the emphasis on the “I” and simply say I-buh-nez.
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